Here's a Friday Funny to get you through the week!
WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK...
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where
she selected:
a half-gallon of 2% milk,
a carton of eggs,
a quart of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2 lb. can of coffee and
a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to
check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she
placed the items in front of the cashier. While the
cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but
she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since
she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on
the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about
her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to
her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well,
you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on
earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, " 'Cause you're ugly
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where
she selected:
a half-gallon of 2% milk,
a carton of eggs,
a quart of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2 lb. can of coffee and
a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to
check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she
placed the items in front of the cashier. While the
cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but
she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since
she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on
the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about
her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to
her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well,
you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on
earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, " 'Cause you're ugly
LOL!!! So mean (but funny)
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha!! So funny! Thanks girl. Have a good weekend!
ReplyDeletemmmwwwhhhaaa! ok, that was pretty funny!
ReplyDeleteThat really is a Friday Funny! Love it!
ReplyDeleteROFLOL!!!
ReplyDeleteI tried to tell you to hurry if you like it! Haha. I just checked my stash and I do have the supplies to make another one, if you still want it. I could also make it with a black face watch as well - whatever you like. Otherwise, I do have one more watch in my shop http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=42373486 Love this one (and it has matching earrings)!
ReplyDeleteOuch! Very funny though. Stopping by from SITS to say Hellooooooooo!
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