October 28, 2009

October 25, 2009

Well, it's official. Winter is here. Jack Frost has nipped at my nose. That jerk. I just took the dogs out for their last potty trip of the night, and I could see my breath. Baby, it's cold outside!

The weather forecast is calling for a big snow storm tomorrow night and all day Tuesday. You know what that means...time to unpack the winter sweaters!

October 15, 2009

Guest Blogger....My hysterical sister Jennifer sent me this text today.

Dear Sour Patch kids,
Why do you tempt me with your tangy yumminess? Are you sweet or are you sour? Who cares, you are great either way!


October 14, 2009

A letter to...

Dear Blog,

I love you, and I feel I must apologize to you for this horrendous new Halloween background. I have done you an injustice. I will not rest until a new background is found. Oh, and dearest blog, I must also apologize for lying to you. I will rest tonight....but I will be thinking about nothing except finding you a suitable background tomorrow while I'm at work and can get paid for my creativity.

Thank you for never judging me.

October 13, 2009

A letter to...

Dear Socks,

We meet again. I am once again reminded of how much I hate you. And apparently you hate me as well. I decided to try looking at some knee socks today like April suggested last year and I started sneezing as soon as I walked in to the sock section. Stupid wool. Now I itch all over and am using my back scratcher to scratch my face, hands, head, get the picture.

You are dead to me.