August 3, 2010

Tuesday's Top Ten

Top 10 signs that you are too fat old  mature to go to Raging Waters water park:

1. You get there right when the open to avoid standing in any lines
2. Every sentence starts with "For $23 per person you'd think they would ... (have cleaner bathrooms, have more free tubes, have fresh hot dog buns, etc...)
3. After eating your $1 hot dog you wonder if it was worth the dollar
4. You get light headed and nauseous after walking up the stairs to the very first (and subsequently) last water slide of the day.
5. The lazy river is too rapid for you.
6. You fall asleep on the lounge chair and start snoring instead of sitting and talking to your friends.
7. You consider purchasing a swim cap so as not to get your hair wet
8. You tell a child that he is being rude and inconsiderate when he almost runs over you with his tube in the wave pool.  And then seethe when he shrugs his shoulders and paddles away.
9. You briefly consider swimming after that same child and holding him under water for 12 seconds, but then decide not to because you really have to get of the pool to go potty.
10. You are so exhausted and sore that night after 5 hours of laying around in the sun all day that you can't mow the lawn.  Or empty the dishwasher. Or carry on a coherent conversation.


  1. he he he! I can't tell you the last time I went to a water park but I assure you my list would be just like yours!

  2. Hahaha! Sounds like a uhhh fun time?? ;)

  3. Ahhh, sounds like fun was had by all!!!

  4. 1st off the bathrooms don't need to be clean, it's a water park. 2nd off, in regards to the first, did you really need to get out because you had to pee?, bet there were no kids in the bathroom..............'round here the water parks are 80% pee

  5. LMAO!!! I totally pictured you at this water park doing and saying all of this! I seriously had to go pee after I read this.


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