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November 18, 2009

Things I learned yesterday

Yesterday was a very informative day.  I learned or realized some interesting (to me anyway) tidbits. Here they are in  no particular order.

1. Hobby Lobby is an amazing store.  I want to find out how much they charge for rent and move in.
2. Men do not look good in sweat pants.  Especially a certain bald snarky programmer in my office who I usually refer to as The tool or the DB (nickname edited b/c I am a lady).
3. The corner Circle K stopped selling my caffeine free diet coke from the fountain.  Those morons brought in Coke Zero instead.  Fortunately they still have little ice..which I refilled for FREE in my humongous 54 oz New Moon cup that I paid 5 stinking dollars for at the movie theater a few weeks ago.
4. Tootsie Pops are gluten free.  And delicious.  And should not be bitten unless you want to break your back teeth.
5. Gluten free animal crackers are not delicious.  Although Boo Boo and Satana (the dogs) enjoyed them.  But they also eat poop, so they are not the best judges in my opinion.
6. How I Met Your Mother continues to out do itself week after week....just watched the episode where Robin and Barney got old and fat and broke up with each other.  Priceless.  Can't wait to see next week's Slap Bet..was just thinking that Marshall had been holding out for a little too long.
7. Your gall bladder is 4 cm wide and 8 cm long.  A gall stone of 1.5 cm will certainly clog up this little organ.

I hate to end a list on number 7...what a weird number...but that's all I can think of right now.  Today I meet with Dr-I-want-to-remove-your-gall-bladder-with-a-lapriscopic-thing-a-majiggy-and-charge-you-$3700-for-an-hour-of-my-time.  Maybe I'll get lucky and he'll be single and cute.  But more than likely he'll be rude, bald, and wearing sweat pants.

7 comments:

  1. LOL (really I did!) Hopefully he is single and good-looking and knows what he's doing too!

    Thanks for stopping by my blog on my SITS day, I really appreciate it :) hope to see you around again!

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  2. Ha! I could not agree more with #2. Sweat pants should be banned from every man's closet.

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  3. Totally agree with you about the gluten free animal crackers!
    Stopping by from SITS

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  4. I heart How I Met Your Mother.

    Though, I also like Coke Zero, so I wouldn't mind that change.

    Stopping by from SITS.

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  5. Tootsie Pops are my favorites!

    Just stopped by from SITs to say hi; hope you'll do the same.

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  6. You're addicted to Tootsie Pops too. I always give those out on Halloween as well.

    I love Hobby Lobby! I could spend hours in there!

    Sweatpants and men do not get along, you are so right there!

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  7. Tee hee! I agree on the sweat pants. Really, no one looks good in them. Eek.

    Sorry about the Gall Bladder - I had mine removed last year. It was loads of fun - totally worth the co-pay.

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