A true friend is someone who will take your oreo cookies out of your coat pocket when you get to work and ration them out to you throughout the day. And even though you might protest at first, it actually is nice to get a little surprise every couple of hours rather than be out of cookies by 10:00 a.m.
Though if you are really smart you will eat 4 oreos before you even get to work, just in case some cookie nazi takes over your stash.
Not that I'm speaking from experience or anything.
Ahhh, one more reason why I love you.
ReplyDeleteI do believe I need a food nazi in the BIGGEST way!
ReplyDeleteI need someone to do this for me with Pepsi...Seriously, I drink so much lately I may as well get it through an IV.
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