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October 10, 2008

Welcome to the Twilight Zone

The other day I was on my way to lunch, and drove past this girl on the sidewalk. I had to do a double take. She had on a long black spandex tank top. And nothing else! No pants...no undies...NOTHING! Well, I guess that's not completely true..She was carrying a pair of black shoes. Unfortunately I saw her actual bootie..Bare buns and all. It was really weird. (Not her buns, but the whole experience). I don't know what happened to her, but on the way back there were 2 police cars in the same spot, so I'm guessing they hauled her off to the slammer.

That same night I was walking the dogs around the neighborhood. We had gone on a nice, long, uneventful walk, and were rounding the corner towards my street when I heard the unmistakable sound of a.....GOAT! WHAT THE HAIL???!!!(as my friend's 3yr old likes to say). Did I make a wrong turn somewhere and fall of the planet? I looked around, and sure enough there was a goat in the back of a pick up truck! Next thing I know they are taking it out of the truck and leading it to the garage...on a leash! I stood there for a few minutes to see what they did next, but then I started feeling creepy, like some sort of peeping Tom. Plus the dogs were panting and starting to fall down on the ground because they are so lazy. So I will probably never know the story of the goat.

Weird, Right? It's not just me?

7 comments:

  1. okay that thing with the girl...yucky! the thing with the goat...sillyness!

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  2. Oh and by the way...just incase I get to crazy tomorrow,
    Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday dear Stacy! Happy Birthday to you!
    etc. etc. etc.

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  3. I always knew you Utahians (is that even a word!) were a tad crazy! Naked buns and goats,- gross~ And by the way...Happy Birthday~

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  4. Huh...goat?

    I hope it was a pet and not a meal?

    (gulp)

    From SITS...came to say hello.

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  5. do-do-do-do

    (is that the theme song? Something like that!)

    I love experiences like that. Minus the lady's hoo-hoo!

    It makes life fun!!

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  6. Twilight Zone and weird, yes. At least it wasn't boring.

    Happy SITS Saturday Sharefest!! Here's my Sharefest link to my Follow Me post: http://bit.ly/5hre0m

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  7. The nakes buns is totally crazy.
    The goat thing would actually be the norm around here haha.

    Happy SITS Saturday Sharefest

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