Things I need an intervention for

I have a problem. I have an addictive personality. (I blame my mother). My vices, in no particular order, are:

1. Oreos
2. Kit Kat bars
3. Caffeine free diet coke, 1 squirt of lime, and the delicious little ice from the corner Circle K
4. Ice-cream...any kind really, but particularly peppermint at this time of year (scooped on top of a warm brownie with crumbled up oreos....mmmmmmmm!)
5. Warm Brownies with peppermint ice-cream and crumbled up oreos
   
6. Rescuing (and subsequently adopting) dogs
7. Facebook
8. Oreos
9. Paradise Bakery Cookies
10. Jon and Kate plus 8
11. Wearing sweat pants to work
12. Planning vacations that I will never EVER be able to afford
13. Cookbooks
14. Driving around town looking for the cheapest gas
15. Blogging when I am supposed to be working
    

Will someone please contact A&E television and ask them if they can do an intervention episode on any (ok all) of these problems???