Now lest you think I'm actually taking part in this momentous occasion, let me set the record straight. Nope. No way. Not a chance. Can I get an Amen?
First of all the tickets are $100 per person. And why? Because of the open bar of course. I don't think this is very fair for all of us non-drinkers. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't get my 100 bucks worth of Cranberry Juice with gingerale (and a little slice of lime thank you very much). Add airfare to that and you're looking at a pretty penny for one night of uncomfortableness. (yes, I know that's not really a word).
Second of all, most of the people I went to high school with were pretty mean. I had some really amazing friends, all of which have decided to skip the reunion as well, but as a general rule my graduating class was filled with a bunch of not very nice people. Now I know what you're thinking. It's been 20 years. They've probably changed. I know I am not the same person that I was WAY back then. But even if they have, we weren't friends then so the chances of us being friends now is not strong. Or desired.
And lastly....I'm fat. And have zits. And no husband. 3 strikes and I'm out.
So instead I am going to lunch today with one of my college roommates that I haven't seen in 15 years. She found me on facebook! I'm so excited to see her! Now I am just trying to figure out how I can lose 30 lbs in the next 2.5 hours. Maybe I shouldn't have had a donut for breakfast. Ok. Fine. 2 donuts. Geez...you guys are so judgy!!