Holy sheep dip! I don't know who let Debbie Downer and Crabby Patty hijack my blog, but they are so out of here! No more woe is me. After a long day of feeling sorry for myself, I've decided to take control of my life and my health. Although I know it's going to be hard to make the diet changes that I need to, I'm excited at the prospect of feeling better and finding a healthier happier life.
Now...on to more important things...So You Think You Can Dance. Was it just me, or did Nigel have his knickers in a bit of a twist last night? I think Susie Sourpuss might have made a little visit to him as well. Yes, none of the solos were FANTASTIC, but I didn't think they were horrible! Except maybe Eleanor's. Or is it Evelyn? Either way, it was a little odd.
And let's talk about Hotty McSixPack. Ryan. The reason he's been in the bottom 3 the last couple of times can be explained with 3 little words. Too Many Clothes. Seriously man, TAKE. OFF. YOUR. SHIRT. Remember in the auditions and he came out with no shirt on and all of the judges (and every woman in the free world) were salivating all over themselves? Let's get back to THAT scene! Yeah, your face isn't bad. Yes, your wife, Mrs. Mc0%bodyfat, is "learning and progressing", but you don't want to go home next week just because of a wardrobe malfunction, do you? DO YOU??!!
We'll have to see what next week brings. Happy weekend!!!